ian - The Mojo-less
Monday, June 18, 2007
Oh My God... wad a horrifying day... I'm so freaked out... oh man... the weirdest thing happen to me at Sentosa today...
5 dudes (Gab, Marc, Chin, Iwan and Me) were chilling at Bikini Bar in Sentosa ya.. so we were playing Risk and basically just chilling la... So after like playing the game for hrs and the guys went to bathe coz they swam and i didnt... I waited for them at our table and just gazing at the sea and sand... then one of the Bikini Bar waitress came up to me and was like: "hey, I was just curious, how do u play Risk? seeing that u guys are having so much fun playing..."
So being a gentleman and all, plus she was hot hot hot, I explained to her the basic rules to the game la... like how to conquer and stuff.... then she was like: " Wow... looks like an interesting game..." and I replied: "Yea!..." Then there was this awkward long silence until she said thanks and smiled..... Holy Crap...! I couldnt read the signs anymore.... Its frightening i tell u... Then i did the most stupid thing.. or rather i didnt do something... I totally forgot to ask for her name and contact... I think I'm losing my MoJo... oh no... help me Austin Powers...
In the past, in this scenario i would at least ask for the gal's name.. now its like... i totally forgot abt asking... Gab,Chin&Marc were like kicking me la... haha... oh my my my... OK.. until i regain my Mojo again... i shall call her Bikini Bar Babe1... Bikini Bar Babe2 is also hot... but lets just settle with one first ya dudes... The next time I go back to BikiniBar i shall get her name... to regain back my lost confidence and mojo... haha...
I think I know why my Mojo is like this man... That's becoz I'm in a loving relationship with xin... yea that's right... u know, after 3 yrs... no other gal is more impt than ur loved one... This is prolly why I dun make new gal-frens anymore coz all the chemistry and spark is being concentrated at one gal.. haha... Ian's theory of Mojo... Its true...
alright la... babyXin u're still the best... this is an exclusion clause to prevent me from getting into trouble.. haha, but babyXin did say i stick to her too much like glue alr... oh well... Im reading this sign...
OUT! ..... my mojo is gone =(
Labels: scared....
posted by iansterboi @ 6/18/2007 10:43:00 PM
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